Foreword:
I'm sorry! I honestly didn't mean this site to turn out like this. It's not my fault! I did my best. The editorials are presicely as typed by their respective (but not always respected) authors, so don't come crawling to me about spelling. Almost all the photos are by either Cooper or The Rat, so they're not my fault either. In fact, much of the morphing site was Cooper's idea, but I'm the one with the life, the HTML editor, the internet connection, the right software, and the know-how. So he can sod off. Plus who'd visit a site made by Cooper? I can't use e-mail on this site or swearwords, so it may disappoint. But don't be discouraged,
between mine & Coooper's fevered rantings, there are some classic animations and pictures! The revenge list is good, however. Don't knock it until you realise how many times I had to remind myself why I was typing all those hideous things to stop myself comitting scuicide or becoming (more of) a sad freak. Goodbye, enjoy, and WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Andrew Taylor

If there isn't a hit counter (number telling you how many people have visited this site) here, it's Microsoft's fault. people have visited this site.

Past editorials
Links
Revenge list
Morph-o-Matix - Featuring the competition: On the 'Sarah' animation, what's in Ms. Bowen's mouth?

Paul Quinney, because

EDITORIAL

Mike Cooper aka The Kamakazi Kid

Hello to all those who know me and all those that don't. All that don't, I'm 6 foot 7, dark skin and incredibly gorgeous. To all those that do, so I'm lying, who cares?
Contained upon this page is the path to wisdom, do you want to be as righteous as I? well, you can't, but you can come close following these instructions.

i) Be nice to all those smarter than you, in many years time they'll be the ones with all the money

ii) Be nice to all those stronger than you, they may be very thick but often come in handy iii) Don't argue about Oasis or The Spice Girls, they're both a load a rubbish

iv) All overweight greasy cockneys should be worshipped

v) Neil Carr's taste in music and clothes shouldn't give you a reason to be creul to him, he should be pityed and disected

vi) All overweight greasy cockneys should be worshipped (Okay, I've already put this but this rule is V.V Important)

vii) With the exceptions of R.Leach, C.Newbould, R.Oughtibridge, W.Sheridan and the fat bloke in 4 Weddings and a Funeral, NO-ONE is a better dancer than Michael Cooper!

viii) Europe should be re named Cooparia

ix) Mrs Henzel is mad

x) I am too but only slightly

Thanx,
Rt Hon Sir Mike Cooper OBE